Happy Little Zoloft drops…

Zoloft ads have infiltrated basically every entertainment media I frequent. The final straw was when I saw one today during “Guiding Light.” Yes, I watch “Guiding Light,” so sue me. It was the commercial for the Social Anxiety little Zoloft drop. There’s also the Depression Zoloft drop and the Post Traumatic Stress Disorder Zoloft drop. They’re such darling little disembodied heads. You really root for them to take their medicine so they can be all happy and cute like the other disembodied heads. I suppose I’m being marketed to. Apparently I’m not the only one.This cannot be a good sign…

Which little Zoloft drop are you?