Review of the new Burger King Shrimp Salads…

They have hot shrimp in a bag! And cold salad! With cheese and croutons and cucumbers and stuff! Cherry tomatoes! Baby greens! It’s genius, I tell you! You can eat the shrimp separately! Or you can put it in the salad! The shrimp is in garlic sauce! It’s so good! There’s chicken ones too in case you’re Lizzie! Hooray for shrimp salads! And chicken salads! And exclamation points!