“There was nothing wrong with her that $100 wouldn’t fix.”
Only in my case it’s more like $2,000 and an emergency Zoloft prescription.
PS: To Tina’s brother and his girlfriend – hope you’re safe and well and that you realize things are not as bad as they seem, but also fuck you very much for endangering yourselves and worrying your families to death. Please return home safely and soon. And never doubt that you are loved, because you obviously very much are.